Chicago Strip Clubs: Slow News Day: LeBron Drinks Appletinis, Doesn’t Tip, Has Someone Cut Up His …

If this exact story came out about our beloved D. Rose, I would search for a bunch of <3 emoticons and deem it "adorable". But when it's LeBron? DEPLORABLE. Do you have the restaurant chew it for you too, LBJ? I recently heard about this high-end digestion boutique that will take food all the way down to your intestines. Interested? I'm sure you are, you worthless, pathetic piece of superhuman.
Now. LeBron catches a lot of flak for a lot of reasons, but even his harshest critics would likely have a hard time making the case that he is a decidedly “bad dude”. His teammates love him (look no further than those choreographed Cavs introductions), he seems very loyal to his high school friends, and he has never really run into trouble with the law. He’s never been accused of sexual assault, doesn’t go on bereavement leave to visit local strip clubs, and has never received a DUI. Granted, you can probably drink 13 appletinis before you’re over the legal limit, but the point remains. LeBron is a lot of things, but a bad person probably isn’t one of them.

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