Chicago Strip Clubs: LeBron Caps Descent Into Tabloid Hell

The new guy at work comes in bitching about the 0-2 curveball the closer hung the night before and you know he can’t be all bad. At the water cooler, on the subway, at the bar, the guys who really care about sports have always had a special bond.
Irrational? Yes. Dorky. At times. But it sure beat those dizzy broads waiting breathlessly for the latest dish on Sandy and that bad boy Jesse James.
Now? What’s the difference?
Lindsay Lohan is taking her talents to jail. LeBron James is taking his talents to South Beach.
Bristol and Levi got engaged without telling Sarah. LeBron and Miami eloped without telling Cleveland.
Tiger paramour Joslyn James works a stripper pole and it’s a bigger story than what’s-his-name winning the U.S. Open. (Graeme McDowell.)

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