Chicago Strip Clubs: I’m Twittering My Friend’s Quotes From Now On

I know I’m totally robbing this idea from Sh*tMyDadSays, but now that the guy’s Twitter feed is going to become a sitcom with William Shatner, it has lost every last shred of street cred originality, coolness, and likely most of what made it funny in the first place.
(Rest assured, if “Publish This Book” is ever picked up and turned into a movie with William Shatner, I will cop to selling out.)
But I have this friend who I’m staying with for three weeks in New York, and the first day I was there, I remembered, “Oh yeah, sometimes he says the weirdest stuff I’ve ever heard.”
Which is strange because I’ve known him since we were in third grade. Rest assured, he walked into a room, and said, with no hint of humor, irony or jocularity, “You know who texted me? That Chinese girl I made out with at that strip club in Vegas.”

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