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Audrey (R) and Daisy perform a free holiday themed lap dance for Brian MacDonald after he donated a child’s toy at the Admiral Theatre in Chicago on December 15, 2011.
Credits: REUTERS/John Gress
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A Chicago strip club is offering free lap dances for the needy.Customers who bring in an unused, unwrapped toy until Saturday will get a free lap dance at the Admiral Theatre.The toy drive is similar to an event held every year by Edmonton strippers.On Nov. 12, the ladies at the X Bar strip club held a Strip-a-Thon where they handed over their wages and tips to help kids in need.”All of us have done so well over the past years, and it’s our way of giving back to the community,” said Shannon Pederson, with X Bar.”A lot of the girls have really busy schedules, and so this is their small way of donating to the (holiday) spirit.”

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There are many ways to get a sense of how your company is doing. Have you noticed a few empty chairs where there used to be people? Are your coworkers uploading resumes to LinkedIn.com during lunch? Does the coffee maker suddenly have a coin slot? Does your key no longer open the door? These are all signs to hold off on any major purchases and start stockpiling Spam. However, nothing gives you a clearer picture of your company’s health than the office Christmas party.
A few years ago when the economy fell off a cliff, many companies declined to even acknowledge the holiday regardless of what kind of year they had. The prevailing attitude was that any celebration was considered a display of excess, and no one wanted to risk bad publicity by breaking out the Cold Duck and strippers when so many people were out of work. In the ensuing years, office holiday celebrations have returned, albeit in a more reserve …

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Toronto Now – Dec. 19, 2011 LIVE
A woman died late Sunday night at the New Broadview Hotel at Queen and Broadview Ave. in Riverdale.Staff Sgt. Paul Scudds could not confirm any details of the death, but he said police are regarding it as suspicious. The main floor of the hotel is home to Jilly’s strip club.by edtbox12/19/2011 11:27:49 AM
ALL CLEAR: The delay on Keele at Bowes has now cleared and full service has resumed on the 107 Keele North bus route. #TTCby ttcnotices via twitter 12/19/2011 3:26:23 PM
ALL CLEAR: The delay eastbound on St Clair at Silverthorn has cleared. Full service has resumed on the 512 St Clair streetcar route. #TTC
512 St Clair Streetcars delayed eastbound St Clair & Silverthorn due to a collision. Streetcars turning back at St Clair and Lansdowne. #TTCby ttcnotices via twitter 12/19/2011 2:18:36 PM

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A strip club in Chicago recently announced an intriguingly sexy promotion for the holiday season: bring a toy, get a free lap dance. The Admiral Theatre’s body-barter program certainly provides a different image than the traditional picture of sitting on a bearded old guy’s lap around Christmas.
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But there’s much more comedy in them there hills. On Saturday night’s SNL, ex-news anchors Amy Poehler and Tina Fey joined Seth Meyers and host Jimmy Fallon on the set for a “Weekend Update Joke Off” about the strip club’s promotion. Three things you’ll notice: 1) It’s impossible not to love these four comedians, 2) The mock buzzer noises are the best part, and 3) That last joke sounds awfully familiar!
What’s your favorite line from the Joke Off? Our vote, for obvious reasons, is clearly cast for the last one, but kudos to Fallon’s “strippers are damaged” and Poehler’s “Tickle Me Brenda” lines.

See the full article from “HyperVocal”

… The Admiral Theater kicked off its now annual “Lap Dances for the Needy” event Monday and will offer the free lap dance deal through this Saturday. Just like last year, the Chicago strip club is offering free lap dances to customers who bring in toys to donate to local children and area churches. However, don’t think you can be a cheapass about this and just steal one of your kid’s precious Batman action figures and get away with a free dance. All donated gifts must be new and, while bringing more than one toy is certainly welcome, participants will only receive one lap dance per customer, per visit—regardless of how many toys they bring in. Also, don’t forget to catch the Nude Pillow Fighting that will also be taking place, where strippers battle it out for the prestigious title of “Snow Bunny Queen.” It’s nice to see strippers giving back to the community—you know, besides the fleeting moment of happiness they provide to the otherwise miserable lives of their patrons on a nightly basis.

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I know we all like to think of the Green Bay Packers as a squeaky-clean bunch, but that would be completely naive. When we put two and two together — Chicago isn’t that far from Green Bay and there ain’t nothing but ditch weed and meth available in Titletown (so we’ve heard)… you see where we’re going with this.
We’re not trying to falsely accuse anyone, but we be almost surprised if one member of the Packers wasn’t on law enforcement’s list.
I mean, A.J. Hawk always looks a little stoned, but then, maybe he’s just dumb. He did go to Ohio State, after all. Morgan Burnett, or any of the dudes on the team with dreads? I’m sure none of those guys throw on some “Stir It Up” and blaze. Hell, what about the rockstar himself, Aaron Rodgers? Someone needs to be doing lines off strippers asses in that town!

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Strippers trade lap dances for toys
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QMI Agency First posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 01:55 PM EST | Updated: Friday, December 16, 2011 02:25 PM EST
Audrey (R) and Daisy perform a free holiday themed lap dance for Brian MacDonald after he donated a child’s toy at the Admiral Theatre in Chicago on December 15, 2011. (REUTERS/John Gress)
A Chicago strip club is offering free lap dances for the needy.
Customers who bring in an unused, unwrapped toy until Saturday will get a free lap dance at the Admiral Theatre.
The toy drive is similar to an event held every year by Edmonton strippers.
On Nov. 12, the ladies at the X Bar strip club held a Strip-a-Thon where they handed over their wages and tips to help kids in need.

See the full article from “Toronto Sun”

The Five Breezes played at Martin’s Corner for more than a year until they were lured away by a couple of southside gangsters who had opened a strip club called the Pink Poodle. The mobsters paid well. Band members were paid $35 a piece each week. Then on Sunday mornings the group would gather early on a corner near the open air markets in the “Jewtown” section of Chicago’s Westside. Willie would set a bucket out and they’d play all day for tips.  “We’d go to Jewtown and man the people would come and give us so many pennies and dimes and nickels,” Dixon recalled. “We would even count them. I remember many times when we used to come home with $50 apiece and that was more than the average guy was making in salary.”  Sometimes Dixon played out on the sidewalks of Maxwell Street by himself, twirling his big bass, singing snatches of bawdy lyrics, as a couple of girls from the Pink Poodle danced alongside him.

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On Nov. 12, the ladies at the X Bar strip club held a Strip-a-Thon where they handed over their wages and tips to help kids in need.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Chicago strip club offers free lap dance for toy donation
In an effort to help local kids celebrate the holidays a Chicago strip club is offering patrons one free lap dance if they donate an unused unwrapped toy.

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